jehovahzwetness:

Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious

breakburnandends:

my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel”

(Source: meladoodle)

i would love to work out right now but my stomach bug is saying otherwise