here's to us
“The future used to be such an abstract idea and the dream was enough, you know? And now the future has the nerve to show up and it’s expecting us to do something, and it’s not interested in giving a lending hand."
- 10 yr old me: omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait
- current me: spills cereal on self
I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone
Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious
my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir
i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay